serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

• Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

• Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”

• John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”

• Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”

• Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

• Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 

• James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”

•  Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)

•  Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”

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trainlikeacareer:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

Fuck y’all, chocolate oranges are the shit.

toburnbright:

Oh, wow. The usual version of wing tattoos where they’re folded up against the shoulder blades doesn’t appeal to me but these… oh yes.

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.